Wild Bill Politics
(Sent to Tony Blair when he was Prime Minister)
There are three types of boy at school
The good, the bad and then the fool,
Bad is naughty through and through
He's only liked by a certain few.
Punish him! He will not care
But you can cure him Mr. Blair,
Take him out while he is young
Remove this naughty vulgar tongue.
A military school for this young yob
To curb the filth inside his gob,
Six months away from Mum or Dad
Might improve this naughty lad.
Now the fool gets by from day to day
School for him is a place to play,
He acts the goat and clowns around
In every classroom, one is found.
To punish him will not be nice
But in the future, he'll think twice,
He'll try his best but this is sad
Because he's held back with the bad.
If bad were out! No longer there
The fool would start to try and care,
He'd toe the line a fact you'll see
Providing Sir you hear my plea.
Now the good will always try his best
Perhaps just once he'll be a pest,
Punish him! He'll have a fright
From now on Sir, he'll do things right.
Law abiding he will be
Unlike the bad or fool you see,
Our children now we must not smack
We tell them off, they answer back.
Hearing little children swear
Because there's no deterrent there,
So Mr. Blair don't be a fool
Please introduce my Military school.